Pick my candidate!

Driving into work today I heard that Joe Biden was being urged to name Bernie Sanders Secretary of Labor and Elizabeth Warren Secretary of Treasury.  I thought to myself "could they want any worse candidate for those positions?"  Bernie is an avid supporter of socialist labor policies aka everyone gets the same pay for unequal work.  And Elizabeth Warren is a lifelong politician with zero credentials in the financial sector.  So I wanted to write this blog and make what I consider the "best" candidate suggestions based on the logic presented here.

Secretary of State- Ilhan Omar.  My reason is simple, she has had many foreign contacts and spent millions of dollars supporting foreign countries.  She would obviously make a good Secretary of State because why wouldn't Muslim countries sit down with a Muslim female and allow her to appoint American diplomats.  Also she wants no borders so the part of the job dealing with immigration would be non-existent. 

Secretary of Treasury- Lets stick with Warren here.  She demands increasing taxes on the rich (except her friends), hasn't worked to get a balanced budget approved ever, and she could push us ever closer to a one world currency.

Secretary of Defense- For this one I say Chelsea Manning.  He/She has shown in the past the desire for transparency in the military and that is just what we need to give the world, a complete view into our military affairs.  On top of it all it would finally give the trans community the representation they have been prevented for so long.

Attorney General- For this I say it is time we move away from trained lawyers, lets bring in Bob Odenkirk aka Saul from Breaking bad.  If you have seen the show you know he can make amazing decisions which always work out in his favor.  Who better to be the attorney General!

Secretary of Labor- Lets keep ol Bernie here.  The guy is all about equal workplaces and unions.  He wants everyone to get the same pay even if the work is not equal.  I see why they are pushing this guy for this positions.  

Secretary of Energy- This one is easy, AOC.  Have you read the Green New Deal?  If not you should it is only 14 pages and will have us on all renewable energy by 2030 and make the world instantly better.  Puppies and rainbows!

Secretary of Education- Elmo.  Simple answer here.  He teaches about the abc's and 123's. 

Secretary of Homeland Security- So this one is a little harder but I say lets build unmanned border patrol agents like something out of Terminator.  That way we can get rid of this position and secure our borders.

As you can see I have made some amazing picks!  Tell me who you would choose or if you agree with my picks.


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